Frankenstein

FRANKENSTEIN

They said I was mad. But I’ll show them

Who’s mad. I’ll build a monster that will

Destroy the world.  I’m not mad!

So, I built me a body and I installed a brain.

Then I waited for thunder, lightning and rain.

I put it on a stand and when the lightning came;

It’s Alive, Felix, it is alive! Who’s insane?

Felix didn’t like him. He beat him with a cane.

Then one day, when Felix did it just the same,

The mad monster hung him by a long heavy chain

And left him dangle there in the pouring rain.

They use to come to me and say, “Baron Frankenstein,

Pay your bills, they’ve been due a long, long time,

But they met my monster with his skin sweating slime

And they haven’t bothered me anymore about my crime.

            Eeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooeeeeeeee!

What was that shrill, horrid scream? Let me go see.

They’ve killed my deathless monster and hung him in a tree!

But who could have done it, who could have defeated me?

Why, it’s the U. S. Army and General Elvis Presley!