Buy! Buy!

Can we rent the space

On your baby’s baldhead?

To print there an ad

In letters red saying:

Buy! Buy!

Some Sander’s Tick Spray!

Buy! Buy!

A six-pack today!

Can we rent a spot

All around your navel?

For a list of our

Goods and staples saying:

Buy! Buy!

Fake-a-tan Lotion!

Buy! Buy!

Skin for the ocean!

Can we light up your

Ten toenails in neon?

Ads that the people

Can read there on saying:

Buy! Buy!

Two Smell-Good Foot pads!

Buy! Buy!

It only cost scads!

Tattoo illustrations, sources unknown